Whilst wandering delusional, lost in the far reaches of The Household, The Blackheart Gang stumbled across a seemingly unlikely gathering. This was a strange party that consisted of Arabella and Christian Netherwood, the white steed known as The Enduring Red Fountain, and a posse of the Piranhas. Here they encountered another weary traveler who went by the name of Salvador Herrera. Salvador carried with him a moving-picture-capturing device, and so The Blackheart Gang, unwittingly spurred on by the hearty jollity that had arisen within them at the sumptuous gathering, urged him to capture the experience, all in the name of fun and posterity. The gathering was not too keen on this idea. And so, while The Blackheart Gang managed to narrowly escape with their lives, Salvador was never seen again.
In the scurry to escape the wrath of the gods, the recorded material was severely damaged, so that what you see before you is a reconstruction of the event, created by The Blackheart Gang as a tribute to their unlucky friend.
“The Lord made a big mistake,
To make the world from layer cake,
He cast a spell to see it bake,
So tides will swell and plates will shake.
So if you ever wonder why
Mountains erupt and fishes die;
Beyond the clouds beyond the sky,
Beyond the oven is a watchful eye.”
-Christian Netherwood